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Saturday, December 8th, 2007
Created by my good friend Alex Martinez

Created by my good friend Alex Martinez
Con la melodia de “Y Viva Espana”, demasiado comico.
Taken from Craigslist
Ø 40-ish..............................49. Ø Adventurous......................Slept with everyone. Ø Athletic............................No breasts. Ø Average looking.................Moooo. Ø Beautiful..........................Pathological liar. Ø Emotionally Secure..............On medication. Ø Feminist...........................Fat. Ø Free Spirit.............................Junkie. Ø Friendship first...................Former Slut. Ø New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places. Ø Old-fashioned....................No B.J.'s Ø Open-minded.....................Desperate. Ø Outgoing......................Loud and embarrassing. Ø Professional............. ..........Bitch. Ø Voluptuous.......................Very fat. Ø Large frame.......................Hugely fat. Ø Wants soul mate.................Stalker.
Esto lo vi ayer en el vecindario de Bedford Av, en Brooklyn

Pillen este video, dejen comentarios sobre las partes que mas le causaron gracia, que imaginacion!!!
A mi me dio mucha risa la fabrica de emoticones :), vamos a ver si logran pillarlo.

Tomada de LaTati.com
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that”
Finally, not a provisional license, but the real thing baby.

New York State Driver License!
I can rent a car!!!!! Yay!!!
BTW, I’m pissed that I got my upgrade in New Jersey instantly, then I go to NY to switch it, and it took them 2 weeks to send me the license. BULLCRAP!
I think the only way to end with the Fat people in america is to call for a Fat Tax.
My initial proposal would be to tax per every pound extra, per month, there should be standards defined based on your age and size.
Say something like one dolar per extra pound a month would do the trick. Millions of dollars could be used towards Health care and to those that declare themselves as hopelessly fat (which is bullcrap cause I saw that show called The Biggest Looser, and big whales ended up skinny with a lot of hard work) could get liposuctions and treatment from all that money.
What do you say? How do we propose the Fat Tax? $1 per extra pound a month!
Ha, I was doing a little research and it seems I’m not so crazy:
Forbes Magazine – The Fat Tax: A Controversial Tool in War Against Obesit
It seems there would be other benefits like better distribution of food, imagine all the food that could be used for the hungry.
So I think I’m not so crazy then.
Utilizando imagenes de sesiones pasadas de esas largas pero muy divertidas partidas de Roll, mi amigo Pablo, a.k.a. The Death, ha puesto un teaser para invitarnos a volver a jugar, no se lo pierdan.
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