Today, I took my kid to a pig farm near Mexico City, I think I let him get a little too close to the animals, FML

But more seriously, leave a comment if you think the whole Swine Flu is total BS to keep once again the world in fear and have them worry about stuff that doesn’t really matter.

Just check the price of oil today (dropping), and the prices of small pharmaceutical companies on the stock market (some doubling today)

World Domination BS… don’t fall for it.

Who benefits from Swine Flu

• The US tourism industry by keeping millions of dollars from going to mexico. Just one airplane going to Cancun from say Florida, will take about 300 passengers. In average each passenger will spend at least about $1,000. That’s $300k a pop. I’d imagine there’s at least 10 flights a day going to Cancun from several destinations in the US. That’s $3MM that stay in the US or go somewhere else. Now multiply this by the number of touristic destinations in Mexico plus flights that come from other countries. Their economy must be bleeding tens of millions a day because of this.
• Companies that use pork derived products, now they can get pork for a lot cheaper. Think McDonalds, Wendy’s, Burguer King, Super market chains. Buy low, sell high
• 3M has had to step up their mask production to keep up with the demand coming from CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid, etc.
• Pharmaceutical companies related to vaccine R&D

In the meantime, I see nothing but a pattern of destructive media against mexico, first it was the Drug lord wars, then Swine Flu, and more recently an Earth Quake (I totally believe the US must have weapons to produce earthquakes, it’s the perfect attack, you can blame it on mother nature)

Update: You might want to read this new version of the code instead. Thanks ispak

I was playing with a hex editor recently and then I thought it would be pretty easy to make a program to output what you see on a text editor. Here’s a quick & dirty Hex Visor I wrote in like 5 minutes with Java. It shows 15 bytes per line, and on the right side it prints all the visible characters of the ascii table, the non-visible ones are replaced with “.”

Enjoy:

//HexViewer.java
import java.io.*;

public final class HexViewer {
    public final static void printFile(String filePath) {
        File f;
        try {
            f = new File(filePath);
        } catch (Exception e) {
            return;
        }

        try {

            FileInputStream fis = new FileInputStream(f);
            while (fis.available() > 0) {
                char[] line = new char[16];
                for (int i=0; i < 16; i++) {
                    int readByte = fis.read();
                    String paddingZero = (readByte < 16) ? "0" : "";
                    System.out.print(paddingZero + Integer.toHexString(readByte) + " ");
                    line[i] = (readByte >= 33 && readByte <= 126) ? (char) readByte : '.';
                }
                System.out.println(new String(line));
            }
        } catch (Exception e1) { e1.printStackTrace(); }
    }

    public final static void main(String[] args) {
        if (args.length == 0)
            return;

        printFile(args[0]);
    }
}

Usage:

java HexViewer <path to file> | less

java HexViewer Desktop/Puppet.wmv | less

30 26 b2 75 8e 66 cf 11 a6 d9 00 aa 00 62 ce 6c 0&.u.f.......b.l
74 14 00 00 00 00 00 00 07 00 00 00 01 02 a1 dc t...............
ab 8c 47 a9 cf 11 8e e4 00 c0 0c 20 53 65 68 00 ..G.........Seh.
00 00 00 00 00 00 f4 10 68 f9 49 76 2e 43 b5 9f ........h.Iv.C..
09 0a 2d 19 45 7c 32 3a 24 00 00 00 00 00 70 ee ..-.E|2:$.....p.
14 06 fb da c7 01 28 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 8c ......(.........
bb 53 00 00 00 00 10 88 dd 52 00 00 00 00 b8 0b .S.......R......
00 00 00 00 00 00 02 00 00 00 40 1f 00 00 40 1f ..........@...@.
00 00 90 50 02 00 b5 03 bf 5f 2e a9 cf 11 8e e3 ...P....._......
00 c0 0c 20 53 65 61 10 00 00 00 00 00 00 11 d2 ....Sea.........
d3 ab ba a9 cf 11 8e e6 00 c0 0c 20 53 65 06 00 ............Se..
33 10 00 00 a9 46 43 7c e0 ef fc 4b b2 29 39 3e 3....FC|...K.)9>
de 41 5c 85 27 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 01 00 0c 65 .A\.'..........e
00 6e 00 2d 00 61 00 75 00 00 00 5d 8b f1 26 84 .n.-.a.u...]..&.
45 ec 47 9f 5f 0e 65 1f 04 52 c9 1a 00 00 00 00 E.G._.e..R......
00 00 00 02 01 ea cb f8 c5 af 5b 77 48 84 67 aa ..........[wH.g.
8c 44 fa 4c ca 62 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 06 00 00 .D.L.b..........
00 01 00 0c 00 02 00 02 00 00 00 49 00 73 00 56 ...........I.s.V
00 42 00 52 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 01 00 34 00 00 .B.R.........4..
00 06 00 00 00 44 00 65 00 76 00 69 00 63 00 65 .....D.e.v.i.c.e
00 43 00 6f 00 6e 00 66 00 6f 00 72 00 6d 00 61 .C.o.n.f.o.r.m.a
00 6e 00 63 00 65 00 54 00 65 00 6d 00 70 00 6c .n.c.e.T.e.m.p.l
00 61 00 74 00 65 00 00 00 4c 00 31 00 00 00 00 .a.t.e...L.1....
00 02 00 0c 00 02 00 02 00 00 00 49 00 73 00 56 ...........I.s.V
00 42 00 52 00 00 00 01 00 00 00 02 00 34 00 00 .B.R.........4..
00 0c 00 00 00 44 00 65 00 76 00 69 00 63 00 65 .....D.e.v.i.c.e
00 43 00 6f 00 6e 00 66 00 6f 00 72 00 6d 00 61 .C.o.n.f.o.r.m.a
00 6e 00 63 00 65 00 54 00 65 00 6d 00 70 00 6c .n.c.e.T.e.m.p.l
00 61 00 74 00 65 00 00 00 4d 00 50 00 40 00 4d .a.t.e...M.P.@.M
00 4c 00 00 00 00 00 01 00 2e 00 03 00 04 00 00 .L..............
00 57 00 4d 00 2f 00 57 00 4d 00 41 00 44 00 52 .W.M./.W.M.A.D.R
00 43 00 50 00 65 00 61 00 6b 00 52 00 65 00 66 .C.P.e.a.k.R.e.f
00 65 00 72 00 65 00 6e 00 63 00 65 00 00 00 a7 .e.r.e.n.c.e....
3f 00 00 00 00 01 00 34 00 03 00 04 00 00 00 57 ?......4.......W
00 4d 00 2f 00 57 00 4d 00 41 00 44 00 52 00 43 .M./.W.M.A.D.R.C
00 41 00 76 00 65 00 72 00 61 00 67 00 65 00 52 .A.v.e.r.a.g.e.R
00 65 00 66 00 65 00 72 00 65 00 6e 00 63 00 65 .e.f.e.r.e.n.c.e
00 00 00 b0 06 00 00 74 d4 06 18 df ca 09 45 a4 .......t......E.
ba 9a ab cb 96 aa e8 a4 0d 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................
00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................
00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................

This how it looks on a full blown hex editor like HexEdit:

The Code of HexViewer.java on emacs:

Screenshot of the output:

Homework
Hack the code so that it ouputs the first column shown on the HexEdit screenshot. That column represents the byte position of each row. It's basically a counter incremented 16 units at the time, and shown in Hex.

To pull this Marketing Stunt, you need to own a billion dollar corporation, publicly traded with a market cap of about USD $100 billion traded on the NASDAQ. Then you need to have yearly revenues of $21,795,550,000 or about $41,467 per hour.

Having all this money, there’s an ingenious evil marketing strategy you can implement that will make you look good, get your free press and it’s only going to cost about $150,000, which is the equivalent of let’s say 3.6 hours worth of your revenue, so think about it, in 3 and half hours from now you should have the budget for it.

If you have made up your mind 3.6 hours after reading this, here is what you need to do:

1) Start modifying the logo of your company on every holiday or special occasion.
2) Create and promote a competition in all schools across the country for kids to redesign an “out of the box” version of your logo, and offer $50,000 in prizes.

Open the competition to all U.S. residents between the ages of 5 and 18 who attend elementary and secondary schools (i.e. grades K-12) in the U.S. The National Winner will win a $15,000 college scholarship to be used at the school of their choice, a trip to your main Office, a laptop computer, and a t-shirt printed with their doodle. Also award the winner’s school a $25,000 technology grant towards the establishment/improvement of a computer lab. (This is where you’ll spend roughly $50k)

The Prizes will go as follow:

What your company gets in exchange:
Free Press on all major media outlets TWICE, once when the competition is announced and once when the winner is announced. You know that if you wanted to get that amount of attention it would cost you millions of dollars in advertising. Nothing beats free press baby!

Best of all, you will inspire millions of kids ages 5 to 18 to admire your company and your brand, you will imprint your logo in their brains permanently, they will redraw it over and over while thinking how to make your company better. They will even write essays about you.

All the kids get to think they’ll make the best logo and win the first prize (poor bastards). This is the best time to create an image of trust in their minds when they think of your brand. In the future it will be hard for them to pick any other competing company over yours. In the end they will also be more than willing to work for you once they’re old enough.

And remember… Don’t Look Evil!

I often get sad when I remember that there’s hardly a way to realize the duration of the present, but it’s comforting to know that we have books, photography, audio recording and video recording as very tangible ways to bring the present back.

There’s however one thing lacking in these technologies to relive the past or to tell stories, and I think it could be one of the most powerful ways of telling a story, smell. We all have at some moment smelled something in particular and have that smell help us vividly remember a moment 10 years ago like if it was today.

I keep thinking on how to do it, and I want to share an idea I had last night after thinking about it for a few minutes.

At first I thought, is there a way to quantify or mix chemicals to produce smells out of basic components, the same way we can do it with color (RGB or other schemes)? hmm, maybe, maybe not, I think there’s too many chemicals involved, so scratch that. However, I believe that a smell, once it hits your brain, it’s nothing more but a series of electrical impulses sent to a specific area of the brain which is in charge of making you smell something.

We need a sensor, our noses, and then that information, somehow must be transformed to electrical impulses, and I think this is the foundation to create a device to record smells.

First we’d need to have some sort of electronic nose, whoever could build this will have to take a serious look on how our nose detects smell in the air. I suppose we’ll have iteration after iteration of this device until it can record up scents not even humans can detect (this reminds me of mp3 and how it just ignores a lot we can’t hear).

Then, once you can record this information, the problem is… how do you get it in the brains of an audience, I don’t think we’d attach anything to our noses and have something mix substances to reproduce a smell, that’d be ridiculous, instead, we need to send an electrical signal to our brain so that the smell can be interpreted and smelt, without using our nose. So I suppose in theory, there will be at some point in history a device that can broadcast brainwaves to a lot of people on a movie theater audience, or on your home tv.

The applications would be awesome… Imagine playing Gears of War 8 with smell, the battlefield experience would be so much more engaging if you could smell the smoke, the lead, the blood, …

After that we’ll probably also figure out a way to record and broadcast weather conditions, and make us feel heat, or cold, or wind, all while sitting in front of our console, or on a movie theater.

If for some crazy reason you start developing this technology, or you know of someone doing it, please let me know, it’d just be awesome to know that this is happening during my lifetime.

Dancing!