From left to right:

Ginkgo Biloba (just in case it actually works)

Calcium + D3 600mg.

Centrum multivitamin

Glucosamine HCI with MSM 1500mg x 2 (For cartilage and collagen development, no more pain in my knees, or ankles when running, stuff is awesome)

Whey Protein (24 grams of proteins, 1 gram of fat, 3 grams of carbs)

H20 300ml.

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First of the year
Miami, FL
December 2011

Here’s my homage to Skrillex’s “First of the Year” music video, one I think will be remembered forever as a cult music video for Dubstep as it started crossing the mainstream frontier.

The model is my daughter who started joking with her fingers right after she saw the music video, which rang a bell in my head, and here we are.

In case you have not seen the music video yet, I’ll save you the Googling
First Of The Year (Equinox) – Skrillex [OFFICIAL]

This picture is Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

                          

I think my mental model of the internet reality is several orders of magnitude larger to that which I’ve experienced in the physical world, and in a way sometimes it seems more tangible because we can interact with these abstract models like if we had super powers.

Now imagine connecting for the first time to the internet today, and having lived all your life without using its benefits to your advantages. Without guiding hands and coming to the realization that you are a “new born” dealing with the likes of some of us who have been here for well over 15 years, and who have had the time to create a more accurate mental model of what the internet really is, it must be quite scary and fascinating joining this world today, probably way more exciting than it was for you or for me because there’s already all of these possibilities many of us dreamed of having at first, to the newbie, the internet culture crash course must be quite intimidating.

Going back to the mental models we make out of internet websites, services, protocols, brands, any internet entrepreneur should know that to all these newbies you have the same chance of looking as big as coca cola on the internet, to the many new users if you provide a great experience and something unique you will be as big as you can in their minds.

                          

If I were going by and had a $20 in my pocket I think I’d give it to this guy for making my day.

                          

I’ll be writing about these visions in posts to come, some of them I think I could even be part of right now to start changing the lives of millions, others I know are completely out of my reach. VCs and Entrepreneurs start taking notes and steal the ideas.

The End of Computer and TV Screens

I want to live in a world where I don’t need a computer screen to use an operating system or watch tv or movies.
I want to live in a world where there’s no limit in screen resolution, where I’ll be only limited by the capacity of my brain to process images.

I think the solutions will be implemented somehow (we’re thinking very high level here) in the following stages:

The Visual Stream will be “projected” first onto my retina, it’ll be part of a pair of sun glasses, or glasses. In the same device there’s also a camera and microphone that exists to read my arms/hands gestures and to interpret voice commands.

Months later they’ll come up with smaller, better technology that can be embedded in contact lenses.

You could achieve this stages, at first using an external device for processing the data, namely your smartphone connects to the Retina Projector Wirelessly. As technology gets better (maybe truly powerful nano-computing happens) all the processing could be done in the the glasses or contact lenses themselves.

Years go by and then it happens the way it should. The user interface and video streams are projected directly into our Brain’s Visual Cortex, all input from you (arms, fingers, facial gestures and maybe even thoughts) is read directly from different sections of the brain.

The applications would be amazing, content could be delivered directly to us, no need for computers or even a workplace. This would kill huge part of the electronics industry and would create a replacing technological field (brain processing units -> BPUs) so we get a better experience year after year.

If you’re currently working with a computer in an office 24/7, you could be doing that laying by a pool with your eyes closed not moving an inch of your body, yet being extremely productive or entertained. How many times I’m extremely busy but I feel bad that I haven’t gone to the gym or for a walk to get a little workout, I wouldn’t have to hold my smartphone and read that tiny ass screen, I could be walking and reading news, a book, or watching tv in a translucent screen the size of the sky if I wanted to.

There is be no IMAX theater screen that can match the size of a screen that’s as big as your imagination.

Stay tuned for more tangible visions on Brain Computer Interaction, and ideas for Smartphone software that we could be building today (had I the resources to do so)

                          

It had been ages since I didn’t play LEGO, after building a smaller project to see if we could get along as a team we decided to tackle a larger project.

Some life lessons you learn while playing with LEGOs:

1. Organization is key.
The more you can organize your blocks before doing any actual building, the better. The thinking is that you’ll have to find and use each and every piece on that box, you might as well do the indexing first and then spend no time looking for the pieces you need for your building.
Eventually we ended up separating every single kind of block and we put them in zip-lock bags or tupperware containers.

2. Attention to detail.

3. Focus.

4. Divide and conquer
But do so wisely, if you have to build the same module several times, that’s a perfect tasks to divide and do in parallel. If there’s a unique and very complex module to build, it’s better that you do it by yourself while your team builds other unique pieces. If they want to participate you could take turns, and spot each other to avoid mistakes. (sounds a lot like pair coding)

                          

Next time someone asks “What is Programming like?” I’ll say something along these lines:

“Did you watch that movie “Inception”? Programming is similar, you build your own worlds, with your own rules (and worlds that can only exist in the abstract, sometimes very hard to explain in words), but now imagine that instead of dreaming in 4 levels (dreams inside dreams) you could be dreaming in about 12 levels down, but not only that, you could be having several dreams at once (each with several levels down), and most of the times some of these dreams have to share things with one another in order to make sense or they break.

So Programming is like Inception, but Deeper, In Parallel and Synchronized.”

Photo by Smif

                          

It will be easy to tell by developers that it’s a lot better to sell on Android, eventually the Android userbase will be way bigger than that of the iPhone (iPad). You missed your boat on the Apple TV (for not taking that project seriously), Android on the TV might make it to our living rooms thus creating a huge gaming market. You’re doomed if you don’t change your ways, milk the AppStore while you can.

So if you raise the price of YOUR app, you get banned? or was it because Tommy told you the truth of how much your AppStore sucks?

NOTE: I’m a Mac user, I love Apple most of Apple products but I just have a huge beef with the iPhone OS, the iPad and the AppStore. It is what it is, I’m not a blind fanboy.

                          

See more pictures after the break

                          

It’s very interesting and sad to see what are the top 10 “why” questions from about 148 million people that used Google as of last month.

Top 10 “Why” questions in English

Why Poems?
I guess some people are very jaded, or don’t get why do we have poems. I’d say this would be the same as “Why Music”, “Why Movies”. Sad… or maybe they’re looking for poems that ask the question “why”? I don’t get this one.

The top 3 US states asking “Why Poems” are Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana.

why live
A lot of suicidal people looking for answers in Google, crazy shit. Let’s hope Google’s first result page is very encouraging to keep living. The first result goes to suicide.com. Again, Sad, but interesting to see that there’s a lot of people who ask themselves that question. I must be one very happy person, never crossed my mind such a thing.

The top 3 states with suicidal tendencies on Google seem to be Kentucky, Iowa and Rhode Island. Things must be hard in those places these days.

why jokes
There seems to be a bunch of “why” jokes around. The first search result takes you to a long ass list of jokes that start with the word “why”. For example:

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

The top 3 states in need of why jokes are currently Michigan, Indiana and Iowa.

why jason aldean
No clue who’s this dude, but let’s see why they ask why him…
First search result takes you to a YouTube Music video of a country love song. Good choice of a word, I bet there’s been lots of “Why” songs, but this one is the one kicking ass now.

The top 3 states where this question comes from are, West Virginia, Kentucky and Maine.

why is the sky blue
This is a very popular one, and Google often uses it on it’s PSAs for Google Adsense.
The answer lies in light and the atmosphere.

The top 3 states wondering about the color of the sky are Michigan, Kentucky and Utah. They must have pretty blue skies over there.

why to men have nipples
Good one! This is a very tough to answer, there’s really no definite explanation, mine would be that we have still a few thousand or more years to go until we mutate and get rid of them, pretty much evolution in the process is my belief.

Top 3 states wondering about man nipples are Nevada, Tennessee and Indiana.

why did michael jackson turn white
This one truly cracked me up. Out of all why questions in the world, the majority of people using google are wondering about what happen to one man. Leave the poor guy alone. The first search result takes you to a cronological essay about Michael Jackson’s morphosis, I bet it does answer it. The second result is an answer in Wiki Answers which tells us 3 theories, but in the end none knows how he actually did it, it’s all rumors that eventually will come out unless all the parties involved die and no documentation is left behind about the procedures.

I guess if someone knew how to do this and it was an easy process there would already be one huge industry for self-racists to convert to white. I know a few myself that would be inline as soon as they’d have the money.

The top 3 states wondering about Michael Jackson’s pigmentation changes are Florida, New York and New Jersey.

why do dogs eat grass
So I guess a lot of Dog owners can’t figure out why their carnivore pets tend to be mowing the lawn or eating grass and then vomiting.

Top 3 dog owner states wondering about this behaviour are Oklahoma, Louisiana and Kentucky.

I’m starting to think that people in Kentucky need to have a lot of questions answered, where the hell did we ask for questions before Google, I guess we lived in a world ruled by rumors and miss-information since most people didn’t really go to the library to have mundane questions answered.

why did I get married
Again, some people think of Google as their psychologist or as a frustration release text box… or maybe they’re just looking to find out about a movie, which comes up as the first search result.

Top 3 states having second thoughts about their marriage are Mississippi, Louisiana and Georgia.
What’s with the people in the south of this country?

why is my poop green
This tendency seemed to have picked up towards the end of 2008 on Google trends. The first result takes us to a Yahoo! Answers page, and it seems to be related with vegetarians pooping green, with iron, with colorants in food, or deficiencies in the digestive process.

Top 3 states pooping green are Wisconsin, Missouri and Indiana.

Sources: Google and Google Trends.

                          

- Traffic lights would have sensors for about a mile before each on every direction, no need to have people sitting at red lights when there are no cars coming. Current sensors suck balls.

- All highways would have 50mph minimum speed limit, and optionally a 90mph speed limit.

- To get a driver license you’d have to complete an obstacle course at a speed of at least 60mph. People who can’t do this should not be allowed to drive.

- Cars would Jam Cellphones Signals as soon as they start moving. I’m sick of stupid people on zombie mode when driving, they’re damn dangerous for everyone around, not to mention the ones texting while driving, those probably deserve to have accidents and die or get a big scare as a process of natural selection, too bad that when it happens they kill innocent people along the way.

- If you waste 3 seconds to get your car moving when a light turns green, the traffic light will take a picture of your license plate and send you a ticket for wasting 3 seconds times the number of people you have behind you.

- Drawbridges would be disabled everywhere between 7-10am and between 4-7pm. It’s ridiculous how many man/years in productivity are wasted everyday when these things open up and hold up hundreds of cars so that one stupid boat can pass, specially at peak hours.

- In the future, if cars are to drive themselves, there’d be controlling computers at intersections making sure cars don’t have to ever stop, coordinating car speeds, making them go from all directions at the same time and trying to keep a minimum separation between them only by a few feet. It’d be pretty exciting to go through an intersection on a world like this. No more stupid traffic lights.

If I think of more I’ll keep updating this list.

                          

Today, I took my kid to a pig farm near Mexico City, I think I let him get a little too close to the animals, FML

But more seriously, leave a comment if you think the whole Swine Flu is total BS to keep once again the world in fear and have them worry about stuff that doesn’t really matter.

Just check the price of oil today (dropping), and the prices of small pharmaceutical companies on the stock market (some doubling today)

World Domination BS… don’t fall for it.

Who benefits from Swine Flu

• The US tourism industry by keeping millions of dollars from going to mexico. Just one airplane going to Cancun from say Florida, will take about 300 passengers. In average each passenger will spend at least about $1,000. That’s $300k a pop. I’d imagine there’s at least 10 flights a day going to Cancun from several destinations in the US. That’s $3MM that stay in the US or go somewhere else. Now multiply this by the number of touristic destinations in Mexico plus flights that come from other countries. Their economy must be bleeding tens of millions a day because of this.
• Companies that use pork derived products, now they can get pork for a lot cheaper. Think McDonalds, Wendy’s, Burguer King, Super market chains. Buy low, sell high
• 3M has had to step up their mask production to keep up with the demand coming from CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid, etc.
• Pharmaceutical companies related to vaccine R&D

In the meantime, I see nothing but a pattern of destructive media against mexico, first it was the Drug lord wars, then Swine Flu, and more recently an Earth Quake (I totally believe the US must have weapons to produce earthquakes, it’s the perfect attack, you can blame it on mother nature)

                          

I was playing with a hex editor recently and then I thought it would be pretty easy to make a program to output what you see on a text editor. Here’s a quick & dirty Hex Visor I wrote in like 5 minutes with Java. It shows 15 bytes per line, and on the right side it prints all the visible characters of the ascii table, the non-visible ones are replaced with “.”

Enjoy:

//HexViewer.java
import java.io.*;

public final class HexViewer {
    public final static void printFile(String filePath) {
        File f;
        try {
            f = new File(filePath);
        } catch (Exception e) {
            return;
        }

        try {

            FileInputStream fis = new FileInputStream(f);
            while (fis.available() > 0) {
                char[] line = new char[16];
                for (int i=0; i < 16; i++) {
                    int readByte = fis.read();
                    String paddingZero = (readByte < 16) ? "0" : "";
                    System.out.print(paddingZero + Integer.toHexString(readByte) + " ");
                    line[i] = (readByte >= 33 && readByte <= 126) ? (char) readByte : '.';
                }
                System.out.println(new String(line));
            }
        } catch (Exception e1) { e1.printStackTrace(); }
    }

    public final static void main(String[] args) {
        if (args.length == 0)
            return;

        printFile(args[0]);
    }
}

Usage:

java HexViewer <path to file> | less

java HexViewer Desktop/Puppet.wmv | less

30 26 b2 75 8e 66 cf 11 a6 d9 00 aa 00 62 ce 6c 0&.u.f.......b.l
74 14 00 00 00 00 00 00 07 00 00 00 01 02 a1 dc t...............
ab 8c 47 a9 cf 11 8e e4 00 c0 0c 20 53 65 68 00 ..G.........Seh.
00 00 00 00 00 00 f4 10 68 f9 49 76 2e 43 b5 9f ........h.Iv.C..
09 0a 2d 19 45 7c 32 3a 24 00 00 00 00 00 70 ee ..-.E|2:$.....p.
14 06 fb da c7 01 28 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 8c ......(.........
bb 53 00 00 00 00 10 88 dd 52 00 00 00 00 b8 0b .S.......R......
00 00 00 00 00 00 02 00 00 00 40 1f 00 00 40 1f ..........@...@.
00 00 90 50 02 00 b5 03 bf 5f 2e a9 cf 11 8e e3 ...P....._......
00 c0 0c 20 53 65 61 10 00 00 00 00 00 00 11 d2 ....Sea.........
d3 ab ba a9 cf 11 8e e6 00 c0 0c 20 53 65 06 00 ............Se..
33 10 00 00 a9 46 43 7c e0 ef fc 4b b2 29 39 3e 3....FC|...K.)9>
de 41 5c 85 27 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 01 00 0c 65 .A\.'..........e
00 6e 00 2d 00 61 00 75 00 00 00 5d 8b f1 26 84 .n.-.a.u...]..&.
45 ec 47 9f 5f 0e 65 1f 04 52 c9 1a 00 00 00 00 E.G._.e..R......
00 00 00 02 01 ea cb f8 c5 af 5b 77 48 84 67 aa ..........[wH.g.
8c 44 fa 4c ca 62 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 06 00 00 .D.L.b..........
00 01 00 0c 00 02 00 02 00 00 00 49 00 73 00 56 ...........I.s.V
00 42 00 52 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 01 00 34 00 00 .B.R.........4..
00 06 00 00 00 44 00 65 00 76 00 69 00 63 00 65 .....D.e.v.i.c.e
00 43 00 6f 00 6e 00 66 00 6f 00 72 00 6d 00 61 .C.o.n.f.o.r.m.a
00 6e 00 63 00 65 00 54 00 65 00 6d 00 70 00 6c .n.c.e.T.e.m.p.l
00 61 00 74 00 65 00 00 00 4c 00 31 00 00 00 00 .a.t.e...L.1....
00 02 00 0c 00 02 00 02 00 00 00 49 00 73 00 56 ...........I.s.V
00 42 00 52 00 00 00 01 00 00 00 02 00 34 00 00 .B.R.........4..
00 0c 00 00 00 44 00 65 00 76 00 69 00 63 00 65 .....D.e.v.i.c.e
00 43 00 6f 00 6e 00 66 00 6f 00 72 00 6d 00 61 .C.o.n.f.o.r.m.a
00 6e 00 63 00 65 00 54 00 65 00 6d 00 70 00 6c .n.c.e.T.e.m.p.l
00 61 00 74 00 65 00 00 00 4d 00 50 00 40 00 4d .a.t.e...M.P.@.M
00 4c 00 00 00 00 00 01 00 2e 00 03 00 04 00 00 .L..............
00 57 00 4d 00 2f 00 57 00 4d 00 41 00 44 00 52 .W.M./.W.M.A.D.R
00 43 00 50 00 65 00 61 00 6b 00 52 00 65 00 66 .C.P.e.a.k.R.e.f
00 65 00 72 00 65 00 6e 00 63 00 65 00 00 00 a7 .e.r.e.n.c.e....
3f 00 00 00 00 01 00 34 00 03 00 04 00 00 00 57 ?......4.......W
00 4d 00 2f 00 57 00 4d 00 41 00 44 00 52 00 43 .M./.W.M.A.D.R.C
00 41 00 76 00 65 00 72 00 61 00 67 00 65 00 52 .A.v.e.r.a.g.e.R
00 65 00 66 00 65 00 72 00 65 00 6e 00 63 00 65 .e.f.e.r.e.n.c.e
00 00 00 b0 06 00 00 74 d4 06 18 df ca 09 45 a4 .......t......E.
ba 9a ab cb 96 aa e8 a4 0d 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................
00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................
00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ................

This how it looks on a full blown hex editor like HexEdit:

The Code of HexViewer.java on emacs:

Screenshot of the output:

Homework
Hack the code so that it ouputs the first column shown on the HexEdit screenshot. That column represents the byte position of each row. It’s basically a counter incremented 16 units at the time, and shown in Hex.

                          

Having all this money, there’s an ingenious evil marketing strategy you can implement that will make you look good, get your free press and it’s only going to cost about $150,000, which is the equivalent of let’s say 3.6 hours worth of your revenue, so think about it, in 3 and half hours from now you should have the budget for it.

If you have made up your mind 3.6 hours after reading this, here is what you need to do:

1) Start modifying the logo of your company on every holiday or special occasion.
2) Create and promote a competition in all schools across the country for kids to redesign an “out of the box” version of your logo, and offer $50,000 in prizes.

Open the competition to all U.S. residents between the ages of 5 and 18 who attend elementary and secondary schools (i.e. grades K-12) in the U.S. The National Winner will win a $15,000 college scholarship to be used at the school of their choice, a trip to your main Office, a laptop computer, and a t-shirt printed with their doodle. Also award the winner’s school a $25,000 technology grant towards the establishment/improvement of a computer lab. (This is where you’ll spend roughly $50k)

The Prizes will go as follow:

What your company gets in exchange:
Free Press on all major media outlets TWICE, once when the competition is announced and once when the winner is announced. You know that if you wanted to get that amount of attention it would cost you millions of dollars in advertising. Nothing beats free press baby!

Best of all, you will inspire millions of kids ages 5 to 18 to admire your company and your brand, you will imprint your logo in their brains permanently, they will redraw it over and over while thinking how to make your company better. They will even write essays about you.

All the kids get to think they’ll make the best logo and win the first prize (poor bastards). This is the best time to create an image of trust in their minds when they think of your brand. In the future it will be hard for them to pick any other competing company over yours. In the end they will also be more than willing to work for you once they’re old enough.

And remember… Don’t Look Evil!

                          

There’s however one thing lacking in these technologies to relive the past or to tell stories, and I think it could be one of the most powerful ways of telling a story, smell. We all have at some moment smelled something in particular and have that smell help us vividly remember a moment 10 years ago like if it was today.

I keep thinking on how to do it, and I want to share an idea I had last night after thinking about it for a few minutes.

At first I thought, is there a way to quantify or mix chemicals to produce smells out of basic components, the same way we can do it with color (RGB or other schemes)? hmm, maybe, maybe not, I think there’s too many chemicals involved, so scratch that. However, I believe that a smell, once it hits your brain, it’s nothing more but a series of electrical impulses sent to a specific area of the brain which is in charge of making you smell something.

We need a sensor, our noses, and then that information, somehow must be transformed to electrical impulses, and I think this is the foundation to create a device to record smells.

First we’d need to have some sort of electronic nose, whoever could build this will have to take a serious look on how our nose detects smell in the air. I suppose we’ll have iteration after iteration of this device until it can record up scents not even humans can detect (this reminds me of mp3 and how it just ignores a lot we can’t hear).

Then, once you can record this information, the problem is… how do you get it in the brains of an audience, I don’t think we’d attach anything to our noses and have something mix substances to reproduce a smell, that’d be ridiculous, instead, we need to send an electrical signal to our brain so that the smell can be interpreted and smelt, without using our nose. So I suppose in theory, there will be at some point in history a device that can broadcast brainwaves to a lot of people on a movie theater audience, or on your home tv.

The applications would be awesome… Imagine playing Gears of War 8 with smell, the battlefield experience would be so much more engaging if you could smell the smoke, the lead, the blood, …

After that we’ll probably also figure out a way to record and broadcast weather conditions, and make us feel heat, or cold, or wind, all while sitting in front of our console, or on a movie theater.

If for some crazy reason you start developing this technology, or you know of someone doing it, please let me know, it’d just be awesome to know that this is happening during my lifetime.

                          

They have 18 crazy deals to propose organized into 6 rounds. Amazon users get to vote on each of these rounds for their favorite offer, what will you vote for?

Then a limited number of customers are selected at random to participate in the buying round, where they race to buy deals for that round.

This year’s potential winning deals include a Samsung 46-Inch 1080p HDTV for $699, an ASUS Eee PC 900 Netbook for $129 and a KitchenAid Professional Stand Mixer for $69. See the Product Pricing and Availability section for the full list.

It’s different from last year
The biggest difference is that this year, Customers Vote is a race. Amazon will invite more customers to participate in the buying round than they have available deals.

Amazon recommends selected customers sign in early on the buying day, as deals are sold on a first come, first served basis. (Check here for the buying days calendar.)

Another difference is that customers selected to participate in the buying round will be able to buy any (or all) of the deals, not just the one they voted for.

And remember, only customers who voted can participate, so vote now!

                          

I recently had the privilege to attend the US Open for the first time in my life, and as with everything I started questioning things:

Scoring

What’s with the ilogical scoring? Who came up with 15,30,40,Deuce, Advantage…
Why such an almost random sequence… why not, 1,2,3 ? or if anything 15,30,45!!!

Why when a set is tied 5-5 do they have to do it till 7 (tie-break)?, just let the first to go to 6 win that set, as if the matches weren’t long enough.

Callings

So 0, is not called zero, it’s called Love? wtf
Update: Simon expained it’s “L’oeuf“, which means “Egg” in french, probably a relationship between the shape of a “0″ and an Egg.

When a serve hits the NET, they call it LET? wtf

And when they go into “deuce” it always sounds as if they’re calling the players Douchebags…”Douche!!”

Other than that, it’s one hell of a game, one of endurance, precision, technique, focus, strategy, excitement, I loved it.

Thank you wifey for taking me there for my birthday, it was awesome.

                          

[Tomado de la lista de correos de wedoit4you.com y ted.com]

Para los que no conocen TED, es un evento realizado todos los anos, en donde las mentes
mas brillantes se reunen para compartir sus ideas, estudios, logros.

El enlace los llevara a una de las charlas mas impresionantes que he visto, tomo lugar
ahora en febrero de 2008, y se trata de una Neuro Cientifica que sufrio un derrame cerebral,
durante el cual estuvo conciente de lo que sucedia, y es verdaderamente conmovedora
y humilde la conclusion que tuvo despues de su experiencia, en la cual describe como
podia reconocer cuando su hemisferio derecho y su hemisferio izquierdo tomaban
el control.

Tardo 8 anos en recuperar el habla para poder estar en TED y compartir con nosotros
su experiencia y sus conclusiones.

Espero que puedan ver la charla.

Saludos.
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If you managed to get out of Venezuela recently, I hope this helps you get over the home sickness and feel lucky you’re out of that madness.

To all those that think Chavez government is awesome and a cool socialist, I recommend you go and spend 6 months in Caracas, and then we talk. For some reason people from Europe and some cab drivers in New York seem to think Chavez is awesome, fuck that.

And to say that this case is Chavez’s fault is probably crap, since murders on convenience stores happen all over the world, the problem with Venezuela, is that this situation is repeated way too many times a day since we don’t have a few hundred guys like that, we probably have tens of thousands of sons of bitches like those two bastards.

(If someone knows when this took place, please leave a comment, so I can update this post)

                          

Espero que sepas que es un Death Note.

                          

Philadelphia Dating

                          

Ø 40-ish..............................49.
Ø Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic............................No breasts.
Ø Average looking.................Moooo.
Ø Beautiful..........................Pathological liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure..............On medication.
Ø Feminist...........................Fat.
Ø Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
Ø Friendship first...................Former Slut.
Ø New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned....................No B.J.'s
Ø Open-minded.....................Desperate.
Ø Outgoing......................Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional............. ..........Bitch.
Ø Voluptuous.......................Very fat.
Ø Large frame.......................Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate.................Stalker.

                          

Cuando saque el disco, tenia mamarro de raya, toda una circunferencia casi llegando al borde exterior del disco.

Meto el disco, y nada.

Leo en internet, y no soy el unico que se le ha rayado un juego asi. Voy y me compro otro juego…

Pero al dia siguiente, leo un articulo en LifeHacker, que dice que puedes quitarle las rayas a los CDs/DVDs con pasta de diente…

Mi hermana y yo agarramos pasta de diente DE LA BLANCA (no uses gel), y empezamos a pulir encima de una mesa el disco con una franela de algodon.

Despues de 5 manos de pulitura, el disco ya casi no se le via la raya, pero el resto de la superficie tenia ciertos rasgunos nuevos por la pulida.

Metemos el juego al Xbox y… si, funciono!

Ahora los dejo, tengo que terminar Guitar Hero 2 en Expert y no esta nada facil.

                          

Damas, vean que facil es darle el cielo a su hombre, sin gastar un centavo, pq todo lo pueden tener ya en la casa. Que cosmopolita ni que carajo de revista, lean este post y tendran el secreto para ponerle la mejor de las sonrisas a su hombre este fin de semana.

Ingredientes

• Un Novio/Esposo/Peor es nada que le gusten los video juegos (No tienes que comprar la consola, ni el juego, lo mas seguro es que el ya tenga estos dispositivos)
• Un domingo lluvioso o sin nada que hacer en la manana o en la tarde
• Un pa˜ito o “paper towel”
• Carne para bistek, papas para freir, cebolla, tomate, aguacate
• Cerveza, jugo o refresco
• Cigarros, cenicero (si el fuma)
• Cafe (opcional si le gusta un cafe)
• Voluntad

Vean como lo describe mi amigo, cito:

Dime si no les provoca estar jugando su juego favorito en interiores echado a todo dar en el sofa y que mientras estas pegao en la nota se acerca la jeva y te dice :

“No vayas a dejar de jugar, tu has como que no existo”.

Y de una te baja los interiores y te da una mamada brutal de paloma…

después que acabas apenas terminas te limpia con un pañito que ni te pillaste de donde lo sacó, te pregunta si quieres una coca cola con hielo o si prefieres una cerveza? Le contestas la de tu preferencia a esa hora y luego cuando ella se va y regresa con la bebida te dice:

“Sigue jugando, que voy a estar en la cocina preparandote una parrillita mixta con papitas fritas y ensalada de tomate, cebolla, aguacate y palmito a la vinagreta”.

Diganme si eso no seria la gloria?

Ahh por cierto, faltó el detalle que cuando te trae la bebida te acerca el cenicero con los cigarros, tabacos y encendedor por si te apetece fumar algo.

El paraiso en tu hogar…

Luego mi amigo concluye diciendo:

Marico lo peor es que todo eso seria muy sencillo para hacer para la jeva, casi que con el mercado de la casa te podría dar ese menu facilmente sin gastar en nada, porque básicamente el mercado, los cigarros, y la cerveza o el refresco los pagaste tu… la consola que estas jugando también te la compraste tu… así que básicamente el gran esfuerzo seria mamarte la paloma y no pretender que le pares media bola mientras lo hace y de resto cocinar.

Es muy fácil el secreto de la felicidad para nosotros marico jejejeje.

Me imagino que situación describiría una jeva que fuera una gloria para ella… seguramente una vaina toda imposible forzada de hacer y que requiere de una inversión considerable o por lo menos fuera de los gastos diarios jajajaja.

Que tienen que decir las damas lectoras de este blog? Cual seria su situacion ideal, tendriamos que salir de nuestro presupuesto para hacerlas felices, creen que pueden sugerir algo sencillo, que pueda realizarse dentro de la casa sin hacer nada demasiado extraordinario?

                          

I didn’t know people would try so hard to do this stuff, and that they had special tables to time it, etc.
Crazy american competitions for kids… like spelling bees and stuff like that, I’ll never get it, at least with this one, I don’t get the point, except that it makes you look like a robot.

                          

If you travel on the subway like me, you can travel forward in time if you use the correct doors from train to train, I think you actually travel forward in time, instead of wasting time, if you for example need to Switch to L on 14st and you’re at Canal St, all you need to do, is take the express Yellow Line (I think it’s the R), but to make the best of your time, you need to walk to the very last cart of that platform, you make use of your “waiting time” to travel forward in time (or save time) once you get to 14st, since you get off, and the stairs to the L transfer will be right on the end of the track, then you go down stairs, and if you’re lucky enough, you can make it to the L without waiting.

I say you travel forward in time, cause if you get on the first car of the R, you will loose all your “waiting time” sitting at the beginnnig, and then you will have to do the walk you didn’t do in Canal St, when you get to Union Square…

so… in short, after this absurd, but “clear” example (yeah right), what’s the solution?

Make everybody travel like this…

If you do, and you have a well designed system, based on mining patterns on how your metro users travel every day, you could design the metro system to have people ride in certain cars.

You could either… mark cars of the train to say:

“This car will give you an optimum get off time if you get off at:
- station blah, blah, blah
or if you need to transfer to: L, 1,2,3″

So, you don’t stand in the way for people that actually need to get off and run for their next transfer…
anyway… just the thought of a maniac of traveling optimally on the subway.

Not sure if this made any sense gramatically, and I don’t think its even worth revising it… just ventilating my frustration with slow people…

Oh, and another thing, there should be “Staircases for People in a Hurry”, or “Fast Lanes in Staircases”, not just Up and Down directions, but actual, fast stair cases, so we don’t have to smell people’s asses going up the stairs like they’re doing a walk on the zoo on a sunday, please move your ass on the stairs people, you can make people loose transfers.

                          

Double Feature Finder

Esta pagina fue creada por un genio macabro de la trampa y la flojera, trabaja en Meetup.com, y creo que recibio standing ovation en el NewTech New York Meetup cuando la presento delante de los geeks de New York.

La idea de la pagina es brillante, buscas una pelicula, o cine, y te muestra todas las funciones en los diferentes cines… con la funcionalidad mas brillante para todos aquellos que vemos una pelicula y nos metemos luego en otra sala, y otra sala, hasta que cierrran el cine…

Ahora podras planificar tu triple tanda de peliculas cuando vayas al cine, ve a doublefeaturefinder.com, busca tu pelicula, haz click en “Click for Double Features!” y te saldran las peliculas a las cuales te puedes meter en ese mismo multiplex, la interfaz parece hecha en honor a un diagrama gantt.

Ahora podre ver Transformers, Harry Potter, Live Free or Die Hard, Sicko, 1408 y Evan Almighty quizas en solo 2 visitas a los cines correctos en las horas correctas, todo gracias a DoubleFeatureFinder.com

Nota: solo funciona para cines en USA.

                          

Did you know? Sometimes size does matter

If you’re one in a million in China, there are 1300 people just like you
In india, there are 1100 people just like you

The 25% of the population in China with the highest IQs, is greater than the total population of North America.

In India, it’s the top 28%.

Translation for Teachers:
They have more honor kids than we have kids.

Did you know?
China will soon become the number one English speaking country in the world

If you took every single job in the US today and shipped it to China… it still would have a labor surplus.

During the course of this presentation
-60 babies will be born in the U.S.
- 244 babies will be born in China
-351 babies will be born in India

The U.S. Department of Labor estimates that today’s learner will have 10 to 14 jobs… by age 38.

According to the US Department of labor 1 out of 4 workers today is working for a company for whom they have been employed less than 1 year.

More than 1 out of 2 are working for a company for whom they have worked for less than 5 years.

According to former Secretary of Education Richard Riley…the top 10 jobs that will be in demand in 2012 didn’t exist in 2004

We’re currently preparing students for jobs that don’t yet exist… using technologies that haven’t yet been invented…

in order to solve problems we don’t even know are problems yet.

Name this country…

Richest in the world
Largest military
Center of world business and finance
Strongest education system
World center of innovation and invention
Currency the world standard of value
Highest standard of living

England… in 1900

Did you know?
The U.S. is 20th in the world in broadband Internet penetration (Luxembourg just passed us)

Nintendo invested more than $140 million in research and development in 2002 alone

The U.S. federal government spent less than half as much on research and innovation in education

1 of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last year met online.

There are over 106 million registered users of MySpace (as of September 2006)
If MySpace were a country, it would be the 11th largest in the world (between Japan and Mexico)

The average MySpace page is visited 30 times a day

Did you know? We are living in exponential times.

There are over 2.7 billion searches performed on Google each month.
To whom were these questions addressed B.G (before Google)

The number of text messages sent and received every day exceeds the population of the planet

There are about 540,000 words in the English language… about 5 times as many as during Shakespeare’s time.

More than 3000 new books are published… daily.

It is estimated that a week’s worth of New York Times… contains more information than a person was likely to come across in a lifetime in the 18th century.

It is estimated that 1.5 exabytes (1.5 x 10^18) of unique new information will be generated worldwide this year

That’s estimated to be more than in the previous 5000 years

The amount of new technical information is doubling every 2 years.

For students starting a four-year technical or college degree, this means that… half of what they learn in their first year of study will be outdated by their third year of study

It is predicted to double every 72 hours by 2010

Third-generation fiber optics has recently been tested by both NEC and Alcatel… that pushes 10 trillion bits per second down one strand of fiber

That’s 1900 cds or 150 million simultaneous phone calls, every second

It’s currently tripling about every 6 months and is expected to do so for at least the next 20 years

The fiber is already there. They’re just improving the switches on the ends, which means the marginal cost of these improvement is effectively $0.

Predictions are that e-paper will be cheaper than real paper

47 million laptops were shipped worldwide last year.

The $100 laptop project is expecting to ship between 50 to 100 million laptops a year to children in underdeveloped countries.

Predictions are that by 2013 a supercomputer will be built that exceeds the computation capability of the human brain.

By 2023, when 1st graders will be just 23 years old and beginning their (first) careers… it only will take a $1,000 computer to exceed the capabilities of the human brain.

And while technical predictions farther out than about 15 years are hard to make… predictions are that by 2049 a $1,000 computer will exceed the computational capabilities of the human race.

What does it all mean?

Shift happens

Now you know

                          

Si quieres ver archivos de ayuda en HTML compilado tipo Windows, pero en Linux, es decir abrir archivos .CHM en Linux, utiliza xchm.

Para instalar en Ubuntu, es tan sencillo como hacer sudo apt-get install xchm, luego solo invocas el programa y abres tus archivos .CHM.

El segundo consejo lo escuche de Deepak Chopra en un canal de Joost. El dice que una definicion de Neurosis es hacer una misma cosa una y otra vez y esperar tener diferentes resultados… (para mi esto es correr Unit Tests ;) ), pero llevandolo a la vida el consejo lo que te dice es que intentes hacer cosas diferentes todos los dias, que tomes nuevos riesgos y evalues sus impactos. Has cosas diferentes y tendras resultados diferentes.

                          

Investigadores han construido y probado una maquina (para uso militar) portatil que convierte de manera eficiente desperdicios en electricidad.

Un proyecto de energia-apartir-de-desperdicios guiado por investigadores de la universidad de Purdue, le da un nuevo significado al termino “Poder Militar”. Cientificos del departamento de agricultura e ingenieria biologica de la universidad, han desarrollado una maquina portatil que convierte una variedad de desperdicios de alimentos y basura inorganica en electricidad, reduciendo la cantidad de combustible diesel y basura que los soldados deben cargar con ellos en el campo.

Ademas de ser lo suficientemente pequena como para transportar un contenedor de 20 pies, la “refineria tactica” consiste en 3 tecnologias en una:

• Un Bioreactor que utiliza enzimas y micro organismos para convertir desperdicoi de comida en etanol
• Una “Gasificacion” que convierte plasticos, papel y otros desperdicios residuales en metao y propano de bajo grado
• Un motor diesel modificado que puede quemar gas, etanol y contenido diesel en proporciones variables.

El motor le da energia a un generador que produce la electricidad, Michael Ladisch, investigador lider, dice: “Lo que es unico, es la forma en que el sistema esta integrado”

Se requiere combustible Diesel para las primeras horas en que la maquina debe encender desde cero. Eventualmente, basura, tal como desperdicio de comida, es alimentada al sistema, el resultado es etanol y gas que gradualmente desplazan al combustible diesel, el cual es reducido al minimo goteo. El producto resultante de la maquina, es una ceniza benigna que se limpia cada ciertos dias.

Dos prototipos seran enviados a otros paises para realizar demostraciones de 6 meses. Se espera que el sistema pueda ser encojido otro 60%, haciendolo lo suficientemente pequeno para meterlo en un Trailer. Los desarrolladores esperan que un dia sea practico para ser empleado en zonas civiles, como en zonas para recuperacion de desastre, o simplemente como una forma de generar electricidad en lugares donde existe demasiado desperdicio organico e inorganico.

“Este es el camino a seguir, de una perspectiva de sostenibilidad”, dice Kartik Chandran, profesor asistente de ingenieria de tierra y ambiente en la universidad de Columbia. Chandran dice que sistemas como el disenado por Purdue no son solo ideales para aplicaciones militares pero tambien serian sumamente utiles en paises pobres que generalmente no tienen electricidad. “El reto mas grande esta en separar el combustible una vez que se ha producido, y luego limpiarlo para no danar tu sistema de combustion”

El proyecto purdue inicialmente estudio los tipicos productos de desperdicios que crean los soldados en el campo, para seleccionar las mejores tecnologias de conversion de energia. Un proceso biocatalitico fue elegido para lidiar con la parcion de comida en el desperdicio. El truco fue obtener el pH y el balance de la temperatura correcto para la mezcla de enzimas y microorganismos que los investigadores eligieron. Para plasticos, madera y otro desperdicio que no fuese comida, estos elementos pueden ser descompuestos en un bioreactor, un gasificador fue desarrollado para exponer el material a calor extremo en un ambiente de poco oxigeno.

“Tuvimos suerte”, dice Ladisch, indicando el complejo modelamiento matematico que se requirio para que todas las partes funcionaran correctamente en conjunto. “Giramos la llave, y prendio de verdad, esto nunca habia sucedido en mi carrera anteriormente”

                          

Hoy en digg.com vi un enlace a un documental, Chris Langan, el hombre mas inteligente del mundo.

Vean el documental y juzguen por uds. mismos, a medida que el documental avanza es interesante ver la percepcion tan particular que tiene este hombre sobre la realidad, y porque se considera a si mismo la persona mas inteligente del mundo, que cosas haria si tuviera el control del mundo, y otras respuestas, muy interesante.

El documental esta picado en varios videos, espero que no lo quiten de YouTube y que lo puedas ver.

AQUI LA PRIMERA PARTE

                          

Si puedes pon este video en tu blog, solo copia el codigo a continuacion:

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Para lectores en Espanol:

Creo en Dios (o como le quieran llamar), pero no creo en NINGUNA religion, mucho antes de este blasphemy challenge he hecho tal afirmacion, y desde que lei el codigo davinci perdi todo miedo alguno del fulano infierno. Mi creencia consiste mas bien en que nuestras mentes, nuestro cuerpo, nuestros atomos, todos son lo mismo y nos podemos comunicar con el universo… como? por medio de lo que la religion llama “FE”. Para mi, la FE, es poder mental, es el poder de imaginar algo y luego hacerlo realidad, cuando sabes canalizar tus energias de manera positiva, y haces todo lo necesario para que eso que quieres se haga realidad, el universo conspirara para ayudarte… que los catolicos hayan descubierto esto (que es mas viejo que la mania de cagar agachado) y hayan hecho tremendo negocio al vender la religion e inculcarla con miedo es otra cosa. Uds. deciden que creen, creo que pronto hago mi video, o hacemos la version en espanol de este reto.

                          

Al parecer cientificos Canadienses encontraron la cura a muchos tipos de Cancer, con una droga llamada “Dichloroacetate” (DCA), la cual en terminos simples, apaga la inmortalidad de las celulas cancerigenas.

El unico problema, es que seguro te enteraste por mi blog, y no por la television, o el periodico.

Al parecer las empresas farmaceuticas no les conviene que la droga sea barata de crear (ya que no tiene patente), asi que no es negocio para ellos, y no les conviene que se haga publicidad.

Hay todo un debate al respecto en la blogosfera norteamericana.

Busca en google por:
“cancer cure found”, “Dichloroacetate”

Corre la voz, y si conoces alguien sufriendo de este mal, cuentale sobre esta posibilidad de cura.
Al parecer la droga es segura, no altera celulas no cancerigenas, y ha sido probada por mas de 17 anos para desordenes metabolicos.

Viva internet, no mas oscurantismo mediatico.

                          

A mi me dio mucha risa la fabrica de emoticones :), vamos a ver si logran pillarlo.

                          

El ano pasado tuve la suerte de ver el trailer de 300 en el cine (mas abajo linkeado desde youtube), y por supuesto se me olvido el nombre de la pelicula.

Luego salio por ahi una pelicula llamada The Fountain que me recordaba al trailer de 300 a cada rato, pero era una tortura no recordar el nombre “300″ pq no podia contarles, pero de todos modos, ese trailer no se le acercaba ni por las patas a las imagenes de 300.

Total que anoche viendo Heroes en NBC en uno de los cortes pusieron el trailer y tuve que venir a escribirles este post antes de que se me olvide.

Pueden conseguir el trailer de 300 en alta definicion aqui.

De los creadores de Sim City, la historia de 300 Espartanos que pelearon contra un ejercito de un millon, contada al estilo de un comic book (Basada en el Comic Book 300 de Frank Miller), con imagenes y colores brutales. Que alguien me diga por favor cual es la cancion del trailer.

Disfruten.

                          

Esto llega gracias a la gente de Soporte-Wordpress y RumoresHarryPotter7

Gracias Tati por el datox.

                          

We’re ok with telecommuting, but it’d be better if you worked with us here in New York.

                          

My initial proposal would be to tax per every pound extra, per month, there should be standards defined based on your age and size.

Say something like one dolar per extra pound a month would do the trick. Millions of dollars could be used towards Health care and to those that declare themselves as hopelessly fat (which is bullcrap cause I saw that show called The Biggest Looser, and big whales ended up skinny with a lot of hard work) could get liposuctions and treatment from all that money.

What do you say? How do we propose the Fat Tax? $1 per extra pound a month!

Ha, I was doing a little research and it seems I’m not so crazy:

Should we tax the fatties?

Forbes Magazine – The Fat Tax: A Controversial Tool in War Against Obesit

WHO Wants a Fat Tax?

Fat Tax on Wikipedia

It seems there would be other benefits like better distribution of food, imagine all the food that could be used for the hungry.

So I think I’m not so crazy then.

                          

Para que tengan una idea, vamos a sacar la cuenta suponiendo que pudieras ahorrarte 12 minutos de tu casa al trabajo todos los dias.

En 5 viajes de ida, seria un total de 1 hora ahorrada, ahora sumale los viajes de vuelta, tienes 2 horas ahorradas a la semana.

En 52 semanas de trabajo, esto se traduce en 104 horas anuales, que es aproximadamente 4.3 dias al ano.

Imaginate ahora en tu trayecto diario, donde carajo pasas esos 4 dias esperando. En semaforos? Esperando por un autobus? Por un tren? En una cola?

Espero que esto te haga reflexionar en el valor de ahorrar unos 12 minutos diarios, que pudieras usar para dormir, estar con tu familia, o dedicarselos a un proyecto especial para marcar una diferencia en tu vida.

Imaginate cuantos dias perdi yo viajando 2 horas diarias a la universidad por varios anos :(, si estas contemplando mudarte a un nuevo lugar, ten muy en cuenta el tiempo de viaje a tu trabajo o escuela, puede marcar una gran diferencia en tu calidad de vida.

                          

And this is a response, using shifting canvases…

To me, These are real artists.

                          

“What if for some odd reason, there was a nuclear explosion or something, or this wagon ended up in another dimension where the only survivors are the people within that wagon?”

Then I start looking at everybody around me and start thinking of:
- Who would I fuck?
- Who could be the love for the rest of my life?
- Who could be a sicko?
- Who would be lame?
- Who wouldn’t survive a few days?
- Who would we eat in case there’s no food?
- What’s the racial distribution?
- Who would be a pain in the ass?
- Are there any lesbos?
- Are there any gay couples? would we force them to fuck the available women? since we need to keep the species alive
- Would there be +3 women per man? or Would there be +3 men per woman? (The latter would suck, we’d have to share wifes, yes I’m not a feminist, so sue me)
- What If I’m the only man in this wagon and I can’t have children?
- Should we allow ugly people to reproduce?
- Should we allow dumb people to reproduce?
- Should we allow sick/weak people to reproduce?

Endless questions will arise, try it next time you hop on the subway, if you’re bored.

Certainly I’d prefer being on an L train if this happened to me, definitively not on the A train after 9pm.

And come to think about it, I started playing this game every day on my head after I started watching lost.

You don’t want to end up in a wagon like this…

Maybe something a little more like this:

                          

El número de homicidios registrados entre 1998 y 2004 en Venezuela totalizó 90,027, una cifra que casi triplica el número de muertos en la Guerra de Afganistán (2001-2006), y supera ampliamente las bajas producidas en conflictos como la Guerra de Chechenia (1991-1994) y la Guerra del Golfo Pérsico (1990-1992),

The number of registered homicides between 1998 and 2004 in Venezuela summarized 90,027, a number that almost triples the number of dead in the Afganistan war (2001-2006), and broadly outgrows the deaths in conflicts such as the Chechenia War (1991-1994) and the Gulf War (1990-1992)

Wanna go to Venezuela? It’s the best country in the world :)

Torre La previsora – Courtesy of Huguito’s flickr photos

I still have nightmares I’m being mugged on the street, last night I dreamed I was walking from La Previsora to Av. Libertador, and two motherfuckers were trying to get my wallet, I started screaming “Policia! Policia!” and started running so the son of a bitch wouldn’t get me. I’ve been living in the US since 2003, I still have nightmares.

If you live in a safe country, don’t take for granted the chance to walk without fear at night, to not have to check out the window every 5 minutes if your car is getting cause you parked it on the street, to not be afraid everytime you stop at a red light, to go to an ATM and not fear for an express kidnap, to be able to wear whatever you want without fear, to be able to use your ipod or play with your new phone, or use your laptop on the subway, bus or in a public park, to not have to look behind you in case you’re being followed.

Security is one of the best privileges you can enjoy, don’t take it for granted.

                          

I tried to see this movie twice during the weekend (opening weekend) and it was always sold out, finally went to see it last night at 10:25pm and it was a full theater. I had no clue what the movie was about, other than an action film by Martin Scorsese, with Jack Nicholson, Matt Damon and Leo Dicaprio…

Damn… it was one hell of a movie, a monster of a movie.

The original screenplay is called “Internal Affairs”, and you’ll not only see a great action film, but a funny, smart, action THRILLER.

If you want to enjoy smart and funny characters, see some good action, and if you like to pay attention to how a well made movie is produced, shot, acted, shot and edited, don’t miss this.

You’ll laugh your ass with Alec Baldwin and Mark Wahlberg… oh, and if you’ve been to Boston, you’ll enjoy the exteriors, the film is shot in Boston.

That’s it, now go see it, and thank me for not spoiling you the ending now.