{"id":1077,"date":"2008-12-29T18:06:35","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T01:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/?p=1077"},"modified":"2008-12-29T18:06:35","modified_gmt":"2008-12-30T01:06:35","slug":"my-shit-turd-picture-got-a-feature-on-newyorkshittycom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/my-shit-turd-picture-got-a-feature-on-newyorkshittycom\/","title":{"rendered":"My Shit Turd picture got a feature on NewYorkShitty.com"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here\u2019s my 2 cents for NewYorkShitty.com<\/a> before 08 comes to an end\u2026<\/p>\n

\"Turd<\/a><\/p>\n

Me and my family saw this (and laughed hard as I took out the camera without hesitation) on our way into the first G car on Court Sq. (headed towards Greenpoint of course) First thing that came to my mind. \u201cThis is so NewYorkShitty.com material”<\/p>\n

If you find the image funny, wait until you read the post by Miss Heather<\/a>, which made this very “Dear Reader” have a real LOL.<\/p>\n

Please Digg Up Miss Heather’s Post<\/a><\/p>\n

About NewYorkShitty.com<\/strong>
\nTaken from it’s About Page:<\/p>\n

\nAs you can probably deduce from the title of this blog, I live in Green Brownpoint, Brooklyn. During my one block trek to the Franklin Corner Store one April day (in 2006) to get a sandwich, I was astonished at the sheer quantity of dog shit I encountered.<\/p>\n

Green Street is not the easiest sidewalk to negotiate: the sidewalks are uneven and pock-marked with holes. Dodging piles of dog shit every five feet does not make this task any easier, much less when carrying delicious Cuban sandwiches. It was during this adventure through Poopland that I had the following epiphany:<\/p>\n

1. This is ridiculous.<\/p>\n

2. I wonder if the people who see fit to use my block as a pissoir would like it if I took a shit in the middle of their living room? Probably not.<\/p>\n

3. This is like walking through a fucking mine field, so maybe\u2026<\/p>\n

4. if Queen Noor (and Lady Diana before her) can lobby against the use of land mines, perhaps I can raise awareness about the plague of unattended dog shit in my neighborhood. Call me the Dog Shit Queen of Greenpoint New York Shitty. I\u2019ve been called worse.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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