{"id":1113,"date":"2009-01-23T15:35:26","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T22:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/23\/jack-bauer-he-did-what\/"},"modified":"2009-01-23T15:35:26","modified_gmt":"2009-01-23T22:35:26","slug":"jack-bauer-he-did-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/jack-bauer-he-did-what\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack Bauer: “HE DID WHAT???”:"},"content":{"rendered":"

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My first attempt at a political satire using some fiction. Obama always reminded me of President Palmer on 24. The future release of a bunch of uncertain status prisoners in Guantanamo reminds me of Jack Bauer going through hell, doing a lot of illegal shit to catch the bad guys, and then they’ll get released, they’ll say they were put in there ilegally and they will be back outside more pissed than ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My first attempt at a political satire using some fiction. Obama always reminded me of President Palmer on 24. The future release of a bunch of uncertain status prisoners in Guantanamo reminds me of Jack Bauer going through hell, doing a lot of illegal shit to catch the bad guys, and then they’ll get released, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[106,504,582,728,792],"class_list":["post-1113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeklife","tag-106","tag-guantanamo","tag-jack-bauer","tag-obama","tag-political-satire"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Unzf-hX","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3108,"url":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/obama-warholized-by-code-on-williamsburg-bridge\/","url_meta":{"origin":1113,"position":0},"title":"Obama Warholized by #CODE on Williamsburg Bridge","author":"gubatron","date":"August 7, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In "Code"","block_context":{"text":"Code","link":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/category\/code\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3105,"url":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/obama-warholized-by-code-williamsburg-brooklyn\/","url_meta":{"origin":1113,"position":1},"title":"Obama Warholized by #CODE (Williamsburg, Brooklyn)","author":"gubatron","date":"August 7, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In "Code"","block_context":{"text":"Code","link":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/category\/code\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":837,"url":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/im-like-obama\/","url_meta":{"origin":1113,"position":2},"title":"I’m Like Obama","author":"gubatron","date":"August 14, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"read more | digg story","rel":"","context":"In "Geeklife"","block_context":{"text":"Geeklife","link":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/category\/geeklife\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1178,"url":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/how-to-get-free-press-for-your-billion-dollar-corp-using-and-branding-kids-all-over-the-country\/","url_meta":{"origin":1113,"position":3},"title":"How to get free press for your billion dollar corp using and branding kids all over the country","author":"gubatron","date":"March 18, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"To pull this Marketing Stunt, you need to own a billion dollar corporation, publicly traded with a market cap of about USD $100 billion traded on the NASDAQ. 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