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During the last years of musical silence I&#8217;ve recorded over 100 new songs, and I&#8217;ll be releasing a new record every year so that you have more Michael Jackson to enjoy for the next decade.<br \/>\nI love you&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wouldn&#8217;t that be cool?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Faked his death, made millions and millions on all the PR he got these past couple of weeks, and the night he got buried, at midnight, he comes back to life dressed as a zombie and dances thriller. The only POP singer to come back from the death. 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