– All traffic lights would have regressive timers to let drivers know when the light will switch from Green to Red and from Red to Green. No more guessing, and no more honking on people to move their clueless asses.<\/p>\n
– Traffic lights would have sensors for about a mile before each on every direction, no need to have people sitting at red lights when there are no cars coming. Current sensors suck balls.<\/p>\n
– All highways would have 50mph minimum<\/strong> speed limit, and optionally a 90mph speed limit.<\/p>\n – To get a driver license you’d have to complete an obstacle course at a speed of at least 60mph. People who can’t do this should not be allowed to drive.<\/p>\n – Cars would Jam Cellphones Signals as soon as they start moving. I’m sick of stupid people on zombie mode when driving, they’re damn dangerous for everyone around, not to mention the ones texting while driving, those probably deserve to have accidents and die or get a big scare as a process of natural selection, too bad that when it happens they kill innocent people along the way.<\/p>\n – If you waste 3 seconds to get your car moving when a light turns green, the traffic light will take a picture of your license plate and send you a ticket for wasting 3 seconds times the number of people you have behind you.<\/p>\n – Drawbridges would be disabled everywhere between 7-10am and between 4-7pm. It’s ridiculous how many man\/years in productivity are wasted everyday when these things open up and hold up hundreds of cars so that one stupid boat can pass, specially at peak hours.<\/p>\n – In the future, if cars are to drive themselves, there’d be controlling computers at intersections making sure cars don’t have to ever stop, coordinating car speeds, making them go from all directions at the same time and trying to keep a minimum separation between them only by a few feet. It’d be pretty exciting to go through an intersection on a world like this. No more stupid traffic lights.<\/p>\n If I think of more I’ll keep updating this list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" – All traffic lights would have regressive timers to let drivers know when the light will switch from Green to Red and from Red to Green. No more guessing, and no more honking on people to move their clueless asses. – Traffic lights would have sensors for about a mile before each on every direction, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinions","category-random-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Unzf-me","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":78,"url":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/driving-home-for-christmas\/","url_meta":{"origin":1378,"position":0},"title":"Driving Home For Christmas :)","author":"gubatron","date":"December 20, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Como les mencionaba antes, esta canci\u00f3n es muy relajadita, aunque la letra no sea tan profunda, la melod\u00eda la hace tan agradable... \"Driving home for Christmas\"... 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