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Here’s my score, what’s yours?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s my score, what’s yours?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[28,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-geeklife"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Unzf-5E","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":771,"url":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/understanding-south-parks-what-what-in-the-butt\/","url_meta":{"origin":350,"position":0},"title":"Understanding South Park’s “What What (In the butt)”","author":"gubatron","date":"April 8, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I just saw South Park's episode \"Canada on Strike\", the boys decide to make a youtube video to make money and give it to all the Canadians on strike. 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