{"id":601,"date":"2007-10-26T10:38:03","date_gmt":"2007-10-26T17:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/26\/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads\/"},"modified":"2007-10-26T10:38:03","modified_gmt":"2007-10-26T17:38:03","slug":"dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads\/","title":{"rendered":"Dictionary for Decoding Women&#8217;s Personal Ads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taken from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/lvg\/440674102.html\">Craigslist<\/a><\/p>\n<pre>\n\u00c3\u02dc 40-ish..............................49.\n\u00c3\u02dc Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.\n\u00c3\u02dc Athletic............................No breasts.\n\u00c3\u02dc Average looking.................Moooo.\n\u00c3\u02dc Beautiful..........................Pathological liar.\n\u00c3\u02dc Emotionally Secure..............On medication.\n\u00c3\u02dc Feminist...........................Fat.\n\u00c3\u02dc Free Spirit.............................Junkie.\n\u00c3\u02dc Friendship first...................Former Slut.\n\u00c3\u02dc New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places.\n\u00c3\u02dc Old-fashioned....................No B.J.'s\n\u00c3\u02dc Open-minded.....................Desperate.\n\u00c3\u02dc Outgoing......................Loud and embarrassing.\n\u00c3\u02dc Professional............. ..........Bitch.\n\u00c3\u02dc Voluptuous.......................Very fat.\n\u00c3\u02dc Large frame.......................Hugely fat.\n\u00c3\u02dc Wants soul mate.................Stalker.\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taken from Craigslist \u00c3\u02dc 40-ish&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;49. \u00c3\u02dc Adventurous&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Slept with everyone. \u00c3\u02dc Athletic&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.No breasts. \u00c3\u02dc Average looking&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Moooo. \u00c3\u02dc Beautiful&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Pathological liar. \u00c3\u02dc Emotionally Secure&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..On medication. \u00c3\u02dc Feminist&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Fat. \u00c3\u02dc Free Spirit&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Junkie. \u00c3\u02dc Friendship first&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Former Slut. \u00c3\u02dc New-Age&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Body hair in the wrong places. \u00c3\u02dc Old-fashioned&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..No B.J.&#8217;s \u00c3\u02dc Open-minded&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Desperate. \u00c3\u02dc Outgoing&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Loud and embarrassing. \u00c3\u02dc Professional&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Bitch. \u00c3\u02dc Voluptuous&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Very fat. \u00c3\u02dc Large [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[28,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-random-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Unzf-9H","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":427,"url":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/the-fat-tax\/","url_meta":{"origin":601,"position":0},"title":"The Fat Tax","author":"gubatron","date":"January 5, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I think the only way to end with the Fat people in america is to call for a Fat Tax. 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