{"id":795,"date":"2008-05-02T05:20:47","date_gmt":"2008-05-02T12:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/?p=795"},"modified":"2008-05-02T05:20:47","modified_gmt":"2008-05-02T12:20:47","slug":"baby-stress-test-the-indian-baby-drop-ritual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/baby-stress-test-the-indian-baby-drop-ritual\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Stress Test &#8211; The Indian Baby Drop Ritual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sick level funny ritual.<\/p>\n<p>I thought you&#8217;re not supposed to even shake a baby when it&#8217;s crying, I guess this is to stress test them, holy shit.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-flohmcvkGs&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This is a ritual that&#8217;s been around for 500 years, the video was shot in Solapur, India.<br \/>\nThe purpose seems to be having the babies grow strong. 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