{"id":845,"date":"2008-09-05T15:04:44","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T22:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/?p=845"},"modified":"2008-09-05T15:04:44","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T22:04:44","slug":"what-grinds-my-gears-tennis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gubatron.com\/blog\/what-grinds-my-gears-tennis\/","title":{"rendered":"What grinds my gears &#8211; Tennis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3250\/2826826132_f2e449b713.jpg?w=640\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I recently had the privilege to attend the US Open for the first time in my life, and as with everything I started questioning things:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scoring<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s with the ilogical scoring? Who came up with 15,30,40,Deuce, Advantage&#8230;<br \/>\nWhy such an almost random sequence&#8230; why not, 1,2,3 ? or if anything 15,30,45!!!<\/p>\n<p>Why when a set is tied 5-5 do they have to do it till 7 (tie-break)?, just let the first to go to 6 win that set, as if the matches weren&#8217;t long enough.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Callings<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strike>So 0, is not called zero, it&#8217;s called Love? wtf<\/strike><br \/>\n<strong>Update<\/strong>: Simon expained it&#8217;s &#8220;<strong>L&#8217;oeuf<\/strong>&#8220;, which means &#8220;Egg&#8221; in french, probably a relationship between the shape of a &#8220;0&#8221; and an Egg.<\/p>\n<p>When a serve hits the NET, they call it LET? wtf<\/p>\n<p>And when they go into &#8220;deuce&#8221; it always sounds as if they&#8217;re calling the players Douchebags&#8230;&#8221;<strong>Douche!!<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3265\/2826811636_f0908f72ba.jpg?w=640\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Other than that, it&#8217;s one hell of a game, one of endurance, precision, technique, focus, strategy, excitement, I loved it.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you wifey for taking me there for my birthday, it was awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently had the privilege to attend the US Open for the first time in my life, and as with everything I started questioning things: Scoring What&#8217;s with the ilogical scoring? Who came up with 15,30,40,Deuce, Advantage&#8230; Why such an almost random sequence&#8230; why not, 1,2,3 ? or if anything 15,30,45!!! 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