Section 3.1.1 of the iBook Store Publisher Agreement

“3.3.1 — Books may only be written in the manner prescribed by Apple and must not use any other non Apple word processing software. Books must be originally written in Apple iWork or Apple TextEdit (e.g., Books written ORIGINALLY in Microsoft Word, Wordperfect, Notepad, or in Paper Type Writers will be rejected). Books may only […]

We got that B roll !!!

Swine Flu FML

Today, I took my kid to a pig farm near Mexico City, I think I let him get a little too close to the animals, FML But more seriously, leave a comment if you think the whole Swine Flu is total BS to keep once again the world in fear and have them worry about […]

How to get free press for your billion dollar corp using and branding kids all over the country

To pull this Marketing Stunt, you need to own a billion dollar corporation, publicly traded with a market cap of about USD $100 billion traded on the NASDAQ. Then you need to have yearly revenues of $21,795,550,000 or about $41,467 per hour. Having all this money, there’s an ingenious evil marketing strategy you can implement […]

Powr.Proccoli-Kopimi – The Pirate Bay Manifesto

100 roads to #g-d: 001. Obtain the Internet. 002. Start using IRC. 003. Group and birth a site. 004. Experiment with research chemicals. 005. Design a three-step program. 006. Take a powerful stance for something positive and essential. 007. Regulate nothing. 008. Say that you have to move in two weeks, but stay for seven […]

The Religion Infomercial

My Shit Turd picture got a feature on NewYorkShitty.com

Here’s my 2 cents for NewYorkShitty.com before 08 comes to an end… Me and my family saw this (and laughed hard as I took out the camera without hesitation) on our way into the first G car on Court Sq. (headed towards Greenpoint of course) First thing that came to my mind. “This is so […]

Most viral videos of 2008

I just can’t help to share this with you all, a recap of the most viral videos of 2008. The Beyonce “Put a ring on it” homages cracked me up. As 2008 wraps up, it”s a great time to look back at this montage of the year”s funniest viral videos. It”s a great collection, though […]

Geek T-Shirt Collection #4 – SpamTShirt.com/”Healthy Semen”

This is one of the oldest self made t-shirts. I was constantly pissed at the amount of spam email I was receiving, and I thought some of the subjects were really eye catching for t-shirts. For a few months I thought maybe I could make money on the creativity of spammers by mocking them with […]

Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Best damn funny/controversial show I’ve seen. Seinfeld on steroids for what’s left of the decade. From wikipedia: The series deals with a variety of controversial topics, including abortion, gun control, physical disabilities, racism, sexism, religion, the Israeli/Palestinian situation, terrorism, transsexuality, slavery, incest, sexual harassment in education, the homeless, statutory rape, drug addiction, pedophilia, nuclear proliferation […]