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Taken from Craigslist Ø 40-ish…………………………49. Ø Adventurous………………….Slept with everyone. Ø Athletic……………………….No breasts. Ø Average looking……………..Moooo. Ø Beautiful……………………..Pathological liar. Ø Emotionally Secure…………..On medication. Ø Feminist………………………Fat. Ø Free Spirit………………………..Junkie. Ø Friendship first……………….Former Slut. Ø New-Age……………..Body hair in the wrong places. Ø Old-fashioned………………..No B.J.’s Ø Open-minded…………………Desperate. Ø Outgoing………………….Loud and embarrassing. Ø Professional…………. ……….Bitch. Ø Voluptuous…………………..Very fat. Ø Large […]